These Rules were written years ago by the Town Guard.
Bloody Joe - One of the Nameless Ones had been defeated by the townsfolk. For
reasons that are no longer well-known, Samual decided to keep the Nameless One's head as a trophy, and left it under his bed.
Much later that night, when all of the Town Guard was asleep in their beds, the rest of Nameless One regenerated and emerged
from under the bed. He was naked to the waist and covered in blood. He proceeded to roll the Town Guard.
That's why we don't leave body parts of our enemies lying around the house, Stratford's Closet of Evil notwithstanding.
Loggins' Rule - Back in Septembris of 401, the Town Guard was sitting around the barracks
when they heard a commotion from the Wagon Wheel. They decided that the voices were laughter rather than screaming.
Loggins said, "Wouldn't it be awful if they were all dying over there?" Moments later, someone came running from the
Wagon Wheel explaining that a horde of shades had slaughtered everyone over there.